Jacqui Ainsley is "33"

I was reading a story about Guy Ritchie's new wife Jacqui Ainsley (right) and what she wore to the theater and it said she was 33 and I was like pffft yeah sure "33".  Don't get me wrong my feelings are known and this blog is chock full o' stories about women over 30.  Anyway she must be a time traveler too because it looks like she brought a young Colonel Sanders to the premier of her husband's new movie which seems a little strange to me but maybe Guy Ritchie was busy with other things. That's Hollywood for you love the one you're with I guess. What a bunch of weirdos.